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Famous Jon Lovitz Quotes
“Nobody with a victim mentality will get anywhere. Ever. They will never succeed.”
“I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.”
“It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.”
“How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.”
“Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.”
“Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.”
“Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.”
“The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.”
“You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.”
