“Julius applied the brakes just in time. The corpse fell forward and hit its forehead on an iron handle. ‘That would have been really painful if the circumstances had been a little different,’ said Allan. ‘There are undoubtedly advantages to being dead,’ said Julius.” ComedyHumorous QuotesDark HumorHumor QuotesHilarious QuotesSatire QuotesQuirky Humor Author:Jonas Jonasson
