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Jonathan Goldstein Biography

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Jonathan Goldstein, born on August 22, 1969, is an American author known for his humorous and satirical style. His works often start from personal experiences, exploring social phenomena and human emotions.

Bible Old Testament Sibling Rivalry

Book:Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

Source: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

“The first hands he heard banging at the outside walls felt like nails pushing into his temples. Then there were more hands. Pounding. Punching. Scratching. Then kicks and shrieking that even drowned out the sound of the rain. The worst was when Ham could make out individual voices. He could hear their neighbor Zebeleh and her little daughter Ariel”

Religion Bible Noah

Book:Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

Source: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

“When David wasn't ruling, he would ponder all the various forms of laughter there could be. So far, he had only categorized four: laughter at your own expense, laughter at the expense of others, laughter at the human predicament, and laughter at small animals falling off tables.”

Humor Laughter

Book:Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

Source: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

“By going "ah" and "hah" they were able to lift the unrelenting pain of their dark, bestial days into something more recreational. It is only through the godly gift of humor that man endures the horror. What other faculty allows you to turn pain into triumph? Tears of sadness into tears of laughing too hard?”

Humor Laughter

Book:Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

Source: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!

“Certain voices hold this odd pull on our heartstrings. They are like sad oboes or something, something that makes you want to throw all your money at the radio while yelling, "I love you." I don't know what it is.”

Knows Want Certain Voice Love You Radio Odd Yelling Heart Strings Oboes Heartstrings

Author:Jonathan Goldstein

“We want more than there is.”

Want

Author:Jonathan Goldstein

“Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel.”

Ifs Trying Stills Happens Running Eating Good Things Clock Breakfast Lunch Throwing Afternoon Towels Eating Breakfast Throwing In The Towel

Author:Jonathan Goldstein

About the Author

Born: August 22, 1969
Known for: Author
Quotes: 7

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