“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers. But then again, what did I know?” GodHumorFoodDinnerHamburgers Book:Torn Source: Torn
“Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah. It's crap.” Death Book:Tainted Source: Tainted
“I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.” JustificationAvoidingHousework Book:The Trouble with Demons Source: The Trouble with Demons
