“Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.” KnowsWayGivingKnow HowEmptyFaultsAgencyRestaurantsReasonableSmarterCharmingProstitutionIdenticalSushiWomen RightChopsticks Author:Julie Klausner
“When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my content, and that's what I do.” ThinkingWayGivingFirstsJokesConcernedRelative Author:Julie Klausner
