“Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.” KnowsWayGuySmellMilesIntuitiveMiles Away Author:Julie Klausner
“Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.” KnowsWayGivingKnow HowEmptyFaultsAgencyRestaurantsReasonableSmarterCharmingProstitutionIdenticalSushiWomen RightChopsticks Author:Julie Klausner
“There are good intentions behind many peoples conversion to veganism, including an admirable devotion to the well-being of animals and a justified skepticism about the crap the USDA allows manufacturers to put in our food. But its hard to ignore the often sanctimonious nature of what some nutritionists view as an extremist way of eating.” WayWellsHardAnimalViewsBehindsEatingIntentionIncludingConversionDevotionWell BeingSkepticismCrapJustifiedVeganismAdmirableGood IntentionsExtremistNutritionistSanctimonious Author:Julie Klausner
“Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way they are a microcosm of the Internet.” WayInternetMicrocosm Author:Julie Klausner
“When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my content, and that's what I do.” ThinkingWayGivingFirstsJokesConcernedRelative Author:Julie Klausner
