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“The waiter chose this moment to stop at our table and babble on about the backstory of each dish and its ingredients. The carrots were cruelty-free, the bacon knew its grandmother, the chef had trekked all the way to the Malabar coast to handpick the peppercorns. It was a whole big thing.”

Dating Rob Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“Pfft." She waved a hand at me. "I've seen plenty of penises, thank you. I married a man, and I raised two sons. For years, I couldn't go a day without seeing at least two penises. Years, Magnolia.”

Mom Team Gigi Magnolia Chronicles

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I was convinced I'd met all the men metro Boston had to offer. There was the wandering millennials, the affluent assholes, the man-shaped children, the chronically misogynistic mansplainers.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I sounded perky and breezy but you can believe I rolled my eyes like a motherfucker.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I didn't actually want a dick pic. Those things were worse than opening the camera app and finding it in selfie mode. Even the most beautiful people in the world looked like triple-chinned potatoes at that angle.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“She," I replied. "She. She's one of those A-N-D-Y Andys because fuck the patriarchy and their arcane gendered spelling conventions.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“We were fucked up in the feels.”

Feels Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“Those forearms were straight out of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.”

Ben Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“It helped that my father had finally found his true calling. We could all breathe easier knowing he was now busy managing day-to-day operations in hell. Some would say it was wrong to disrespect the dead, but I'd say his inability to respect the living was the greater crime.”

Skip The Walshes Erin Walsh

Book:The Spire

Source: The Spire

“Being given shit doesn't require me to accept it," she said.”

Skip The Walshes Erin Walsh

Book:The Spire

Source: The Spire

“Just another day in the shambles.”

Shambles Riley Walsh

Book:Thresholds

Source: Thresholds

“Why the fuck was that necessary?" I yelled at the cool, empty room. "I thought we were motherfucking friends. I was restoring your foundation, not selling you off for salvage, and this is how you repay me? Stabbing me in the fucking spine?”

Injury Shambles Riley Walsh

Book:Preservation

Source: Preservation

“There can be no secrets among runaways”

The Walshes Erin Walsh Erin And Nick

Book:The Spire

Source: The Spire

“I can acknowledge that I should've handled things differently, or want to be better in the future, but wishing the past away, no matter how awful it was, is a disgrace to the moments you've lived. All that you've survived.”

Survival Erin Walsh Erin And Nick

Book:The Spire

Source: The Spire

“Oh God," Nick said, clutching his chest. "I love it. You're the Riot Grrrl version of the Little Mermaid. You're the Third Wave feminist Little Mermaid who told the prince to go fuck himself, and then went on to turn the underwater community into conservation activists, aren't you?”

Nicknames The Walshes Erin Walsh Nick And Erin Littler Mermaid

Book:The Spire

Source: The Spire

“She was going to be the one beside me for decades to come, the one who opened up my wild and gave it space to roam free, the mother of my children. She was the love of my life, and she was the only one.”

Preservation The Walshes Riley Walsh Gastro Girl Riley And Honeybee

Book:Preservation

Source: Preservation

“Come on. This is a safe space. We're in the trust tree here.”

The Walshes Sam Walsh Sam And Tiel

Book:Restored

Source: Restored

“Please tell me you all saw that," I said. "Please tell me someone saw her run out of here like she was being chased by Death Eaters.”

The Walshes

Book:Restored

Source: Restored

“Andy laughed into her margarita glass. "You tell that story with more angst than when Frodo Baggins tells the story of the One Ring, and he lost a fucking finger in that ordeal.”

Restored The Walshes Andy Asani

Book:Restored

Source: Restored

“The notion that grief faded with time? It was inaccurate. No, grief and loss never faded. Absence never quite abated. It lingered, and sometimes it flared, but it never faded. That was the price we paid for the memories that lived on.”

Grief Restored The Walshes Sam Walsh

Book:Restored

Source: Restored

“I was a big fan of vegetables, but I'd never understand why anyone ate raw cauliflower, let alone enjoyed it.”

The Walshes Sam Walsh Cauliflower Hatred

Book:Restored

Source: Restored

“Sweet, cherubic Jesus, this might've been a terrible plan.”

The Walshes Erin And Nick

Book:The Spire

Source: The Spire

“Not Frozen. I'd rather be Hawkeye than anyone from Frozen”

The Walshes Nick And Erin Nick Quotes Not Frozen

Book:The Spire

Source: The Spire

“It's time for you to get some real practice with living again, doll. Go. Get there. Do something real, even if you hate it.”

Inspirational Friendship Romance Book Quotes

Book:In a Jam

Source: In a Jam

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