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“The waiter chose this moment to stop at our table and babble on about the backstory of each dish and its ingredients. The carrots were cruelty-free, the bacon knew its grandmother, the chef had trekked all the way to the Malabar coast to handpick the peppercorns. It was a whole big thing.”

Dating Rob Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“Pfft." She waved a hand at me. "I've seen plenty of penises, thank you. I married a man, and I raised two sons. For years, I couldn't go a day without seeing at least two penises. Years, Magnolia.”

Mom Team Gigi Magnolia Chronicles

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I was convinced I'd met all the men metro Boston had to offer. There was the wandering millennials, the affluent assholes, the man-shaped children, the chronically misogynistic mansplainers.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I sounded perky and breezy but you can believe I rolled my eyes like a motherfucker.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I didn't actually want a dick pic. Those things were worse than opening the camera app and finding it in selfie mode. Even the most beautiful people in the world looked like triple-chinned potatoes at that angle.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“She," I replied. "She. She's one of those A-N-D-Y Andys because fuck the patriarchy and their arcane gendered spelling conventions.”

Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“We were fucked up in the feels.”

Feels Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“Those forearms were straight out of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.”

Ben Magnolia Team Gigi

Book:The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Source: The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating