“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.” Humour Book:To Love, Honour and Betray Source: To Love, Honour and Betray
“When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie” SexRelationshipsHumour Book:To Love, Honour and Betray Source: To Love, Honour and Betray
