“What is that *smell*?" Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air.” HumorBanterLeverageEliot SpencerAlec Hardison Book:The Zoo Job Source: The Zoo Job
“Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet." Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything." "Says the man who'd just punch the haystack.” HumorBanterLeverageNeedle In A Haystack Book:The Zoo Job Source: The Zoo Job
“I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients, I can even make sense out of the instruction booklets that come with IKEA furniture, but I can*not* make heads or tails of this nonsense right here.” HumorLeverageIkeaHardisonInsurance Contract Book:The Zoo Job Source: The Zoo Job