“We piled aboard the small chopper and after a bit of map pointing to the pilot we lifted off. "I love the RAF," said Jed. "I love them too, sir," said I. After a short flight the chopper landed. We all got out and waved our thanks and farewells to the crew and Major Jenner checked his map. After a quick examination he announced that we had been dropped in the wrong place. "I fucking hate the RAF," said Jed. "I fucking hate them too, sir," said I.” WarHumorSoldiersFalklandsRafParatroopers Book:A Soldiers Song: True Stories From The Falklands Source: A Soldiers Song: True Stories From The Falklands
“One soldier picked up a dead Argentine, supported the corpse's weight underneath his arm, put a cigarette in the dead man's mouth, then one in his own. He then held a lighter under the corpse's cigarette and his friend took a photograph. They both laughed. I also laughed. This was foolish ― smoking can kill.” HumourArmySoldiersFalklands Book:A Soldiers Song: True Stories From The Falklands Source: A Soldiers Song: True Stories From The Falklands