“Guthrie Lochrin, a Scottish wizard writing in 1107, spoke of the 'splinter-filled buttocks and bulging piles' he suffered after a short broom ride from Montrose to Arbroath.” HumourHarry PotterWizardQuidditchJk RowlingBroomstickKennilworthy Whisp Book:Quidditch Through the Ages Source: Quidditch Through the Ages