“Although I have removed the usual library-book spells from this volume, I cannot promise that every trace has gone. Madam Pince has been known to add unusual jinxes to the books in her care. I myself doodled absent-mindedly on a copy of Theories of Transubstantial Transfiguration last year and next moment found the book beating me fiercely around the head.” HumorHarry PotterDumbledoreQuidditchKennilworthy WhispMadam Pince Author:Albus Dumbledore J.K. Rowling
“Please be careful how you treat this book. Do not rip out the pages. Do not drop it in the bath. I cannot promise that Madam Pince will not swoop down on you, wherever you are, and demand a heavy fine.” HumorHarry PotterDumbledoreQuidditchKennilworthy WhispMadam Pince Author:Albus Dumbledore J.K. Rowling
“All that remains is for me to thank you for supporting Comic Relief and to beg Muggles not to try Quidditch at home; it is, of course, an entirely fictional sport and nobody really plays it. May I also take this opportunity to wish Puddlemere United the best of luck next season.” HumourHarry PotterDumbledoreQuidditchKennilworthy Whisp Author:Albus Dumbledore J.K. Rowling
“Guthrie Lochrin, a Scottish wizard writing in 1107, spoke of the 'splinter-filled buttocks and bulging piles' he suffered after a short broom ride from Montrose to Arbroath.” HumourHarry PotterWizardQuidditchJk RowlingBroomstickKennilworthy Whisp Book:Quidditch Through the Ages Source: Quidditch Through the Ages