“I'm serious, Mar, I don't know how to act around him now. I can't be nice, because he'll hate that. But I can't be mean just to be nice." "You really need medication." "I'm in a quandary. A Catch-22. I'm screwed.” Young AdultYaYalit Book:A Match Made in High School Source: A Match Made in High School
“I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?” HumorJane AustenOlden DaysFiona Book:A Match Made in High School Source: A Match Made in High School
“You're not gay, are you? What?! I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly. I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular.” DadFiona Book:A Match Made in High School Source: A Match Made in High School
“And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three times, and I haven’t figured it out yet.” She snorted. “I figured out how to call a lawyer, though.” Marriage Book:A Match Made in High School Source: A Match Made in High School
“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.' 'I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.” HumorSarcasmGods Book:A Match Made in High School Source: A Match Made in High School