“Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.” TryingYearsKidsDiesDadDressesSurpriseStuckSantaChimneys Author:Kyle Dunnigan
“I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies.” ThinkingGivingDiesAnimalWatchesWorstBirdGuiltFlightCages Author:Kyle Dunnigan
