“I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.” MorningSunHangover Author:Kyril Bonfiglioli
“I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you’re not going to feel any better all day.” FeelsMeanMorningKnowingImagineDrinkGoodnessDrinkingAlcoholSensesAwfulBlunt Book:Don't Point that Thing at Me Source: Don't Point that Thing at Me
“Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.” PeopleHouseCuttingWallClimateHoles Book:Don't Point that Thing at Me Source: Don't Point that Thing at Me
“To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.” StatesUnitedUnited StatesFeetIllegalImmoral Book:Don't Point that Thing at Me Source: Don't Point that Thing at Me
“It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.” WorldWellsDifferentRealizingWesternEasternIdiomGuileSad DayGents Author:Kyril Bonfiglioli
“I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.” ThinkingWifeWinePolicemenMaddenFunny Wife Book:Don't Point that Thing at Me Source: Don't Point that Thing at Me