“I'd kind of expected that kids who knew about the Real World wouldn't act like jock dipwads. Guess I was wrong.” WorldKindRealKidsExpectedReal WorldJocks Author:Lilith Saintcrow
“I'm getting really tired of bleeding. Someone stop the world, I want to get off.” WorldWantTiredBleeding Author:Lilith Saintcrow
“To my everlasting relief, he’d also stopped with the starch a few years back . The military made him big on spray starch, but I point-blank refused to touch the stuff after a while. He finally gave up doing it himself, and I manfully restrained myself from pointing out that the world didn’t explode when he did. And they say maturity is just for adults.” WorldYearsMadeBigsStuffMilitaryAdultsMaturityReliefBlankEverlastingPointingGave UpSpray Author:Lilith Saintcrow
“Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s a ripe, gassy odour, like rotting eggs and meat gone bad, crawling blind with maggots. It’s road kill and decayed food and body odour all rolled into one package and tied up with puke.” IfsWorldBodySidesDarkGoneImagineHavensBlindSmellMeatEggsHuntingTiedZombiePackagesRipeDark SideCrawlingRottingTied UpPukeMaggots Author:Lilith Saintcrow
“I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours.” WorldGuy Author:Lilith Saintcrow
“I sensed him leaning forward. It's weird to feel someone's attention on you that way, like you're the only thing in the world they're listening to. Most of the time people are distracted, or just thinking about what they're going to say next.” PeopleThinkingWorldWayFeelsNextAttentionLike YouListeningDistracted Author:Lilith Saintcrow
“That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible as the first day you woke up with the world changed all around you.” WorldFirstsShowsWaitingHurtChangedHorribleHeartacheFunny ThingsHurt FeelingsHurt My Feelings Author:Lilith Saintcrow
