“You were the first human to treat me with something other than contempt or disgust." My breath caught in my chest, and I went still as Wyn spoke. "I decided to give you a chance at survival." Something warm unfurled in the pit of my stomach, and I glanced over at Wyn, not sure what to say. Before I could say anything, though, he spoke again. "If I'd known you were this annoying and talkative, I may have decided differently.” FunnyRomantic Author:Lily Mayne
“What the perrk is kissing?” “It is a human custom, and it is none of your business.” HumorKissingFeelings And EmotionsRd16 Book:Lor Source: Lor
“Most humans think I'm..." He shrugged awkwardly. "Attractive or whatever at first, but when they get closer, they get this... I don't know. Repulsed look on their face, like they can't work out what's wrong with me, but they know there's something.” SadSelf ConfidenceMonster Book:Moth Source: Moth
“Holt heaved a longsuffering sigh. “And then my mother called yesterday morning, chewing me out once again for not going into the family profession and instead wasting my brain managing a bunch of oiled-up beefcakes in skimpy panties. As if that isn’t the dream.” HumorWrestlingMonster Romance Book:Impromptu Match Source: Impromptu Match
“The boss of a secret wrestling association operating out of the basement of my work building had dressed up in a costume and hired an exotic dancer to give him a sexy “sad office worker” striptease in his office. I couldn’t decide which part was the weirdest.” HumorWrestlingMonster Romance Book:Impromptu Match Source: Impromptu Match
“I probably came across as cold, but I couldn’t help it. My job involved being a shadow. Being invisible. Socialising wasn’t something I had to do very often, I was shit at it.” Self ConfidencePsicology Book:The Rycke Source: The Rycke