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“Fear, left unchecked, can spread like a virus.”

Book:Necromancing the Stone

Source: Necromancing the Stone

“And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy your life, someone will probably beat you in the my-life-is-crap category. Not that I don't let myself whine a little now and then, but sometimes it's good to keep your misery in perspective”

Life Wisdom Humor

Book:Necromancing the Stone

Source: Necromancing the Stone

“Don’t you think it’s a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?”

Dating Dating Advice

Book:Firebug

Source: Firebug

“Aves hasn’t mentioned a boyfriend,” Lock chimed in, “and we’re just dying to hear all about you.” Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.”

Book:Firebug

Source: Firebug

“There were upsides to the whole mess. While Douglas was holding me hostage, I’d met a girl—I mean, screw dating websites and house parties; apparently all the really eligible ladies are being held in cages these days. I would have liked to see Brid fill out a dating questionnaire, though. What would she put? “Hi, my name is Bridin Blackthorn. I’m next in line to rule the local werewolf pack. I like long walks on the beach and destroying my enemies. I have four older brothers, so watch your step. We’ll be forming a queue to the left for potential suitors.” And, trust me, there would be a queue.”

Humor Dating Dating Service

Book:Necromancing the Stone

Source: Necromancing the Stone

“Please stop,” I said politely—he was that big. One should always mind one’s manners around big things.”

Book:Necromancing the Stone

Source: Necromancing the Stone

“You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.”

Book:Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

Source: Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

“Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get five things done before that happened.”

Book:Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

Source: Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

“Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.”

Life Found Lost High School Inadequacy

Book:Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

Source: Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

“So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.”

Humor Sex Siblings Sean Blackthorn

Book:Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

Source: Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

“Thanks for not talking with your fists,” I said. I have a little sister, and I’m not sure I’d be as understanding with any of her boyfriends. “I’ve seen you fight,” he said, turning. “It would’ve been a terribly short conversation.”

Humor Sibling Relationships

Book:Necromancing the Stone

Source: Necromancing the Stone

“Douglas’s fridge was a stainless-steel masterpiece. I’m not that into appliances or anything, but this one was nice and probably cost more than my last apartment. I had the strange desire to hug it every time I came into the kitchen.”

Humor Lust Appliances

Book:Necromancing the Stone

Source: Necromancing the Stone