“I never went to sleep thinking and dreaming that I wanted to be an actor. It just kind of fell on my lap and I said, "Okay, maybe I can do this? Lets see.".” ThinkingKindDreamSleepOkay Author:Luis Guzman
“I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?” IfsRealWifeMoonCheating Author:Luis Guzman
“Well, PT Anderson sent me a script of Boogie Nights which I let lay around my house for about three months, then one day I'm cleaning my office and decided that I'd better read this before the guy calls me back. I never put it down, bro.” WellsNightGuyThreeHouseMonthsOne DayOfficeDecidedLaysScriptsCall MeCleaningThree MonthsBrosBoogie Author:Luis Guzman
“I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.” FeelingsRight NowBedManagementAngryCouchesAnger Management Author:Luis Guzman
“If I want my children to learn what bomba and plena is, I will teach them.” IfsWantChildrenTeachMy Children Author:Luis Guzman
“I think the Lower East Side inspires me. That whole neighborhood, a lot of the people that I worked with, seeing what we've gone through in life, being given an opportunity to understand who I am; my identity, my culture, and my roots.” PeopleThinkingWholeCultureOpportunityGivenSidesGoneSeeingIdentityInspireRootsEastWho I AmNeighborhoodEast Side Author:Luis Guzman