“Life's a show,' he replied. He counted one with his middle finger, and then his face melted into exaggerated shock. Blue shouted, 'Drop dead, you bastard!' 'FINE!' Henry screamed back, with slightly more hysteria than the role required. He attempted to squeal out of the lot, stopped to take off the parking brake, and then limped out more sedately.” HumorRaven King Author:Maggie Steifvater
“This," Cole said, the broomstick braced on the ground beside him, looking like Moses in sweatpants, "is the reason raccoons don't take over the planet.” HumorRaccoonsWolves Of Mercy Falls Author:Maggie Steifvater