“I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.” KindCareDogDiedVetsChihuahua Author:Margo Kaufman
“House guests (I don't care who they are, how much I like them, or how long it's been since I last saw them) are pests, much like roaches and mice. But there are differences. You can trap roaches and mice. And they don't want you to drive them to Disneyland.” WantLongCareLastsHouseDifferencesSawsDon't CareI Don't CareGuestsTrapsMiceHospitalityDisneylandPestsRoachesHouse Guests Author:Margo Kaufman
