“[On middle age:] ... the very real possibility for you of growing fat as you near death and thus being seen by everyone while you are both DEAD AND FAT.” RealAgeGrowingMiddlePossibilityFatsMiddle AgesNear Death Book:How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe Source: How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe
“Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men.” MenPlayAgeMiddleHe ManTasteMusicalCancerFatsPantsSixtyBellyMiddle AgesVestsSaggingMusical Taste Author:Marilyn Suzanne Miller