Ha! GIFT: humor for the lighter side of...
A source page for quotes linked to Martha Bolton.
“If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.”
“I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting.”
“I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.”
“Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen.”