“Welcome to gym. Where the quads and glutes and delts and pects, are the gods of brutes and svelte and sex.” HumorHumourEgoGymFitness Book:I Mean It, Daphne! Source: I Mean It, Daphne!
“The human body, and parts thereof, should be no more censored, pixelated or blurred, for an adult TV-watching public, than accepting as the norm, from birth, the obscenely vulgar and perverted showing of erect guns everywhere. Sham! Bang! Fuck you Sam.” HumorSexHumourCensorshipGun ControlPornographyGuns Book:I Mean It, Daphne! Source: I Mean It, Daphne!
“People snapping up gossip mags of celebrities snapping their heels at the snapping paparazzi, and snapping them up even more (the mags) when they start snapping at them for snapping them.” HumorHumourGossipCelebrityPaparazzi Book:I Mean It, Daphne! Source: I Mean It, Daphne!
“Farting is as natural as gas light and should not be frowned upon (unless it's one of those putrid puffs, upon which frown away and immediately seek shelter), or indeed lit (unless we've reached the televised stage of a talent show).” HumorTalent ShowFarting Book:I Mean It, Daphne! Source: I Mean It, Daphne!