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“I keep hearing all these jokes on TV about how people in Arkansas are still barefoot hillbillies. Sure there are plenty of people living up in the hills and mountains on Arkansas. Why not? The scenery is breathtaking from their million-dollar houses up in those hills. Those people bought Wal-Mart stock early. They paid cash for those homes. -Little Rock resident on how some people from "up North" view Arkansas”

Arkansas Hillbilly The South

Book:New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

Source: New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

“That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint.”

Southern Humor New South Southern Wives Third Wives

Book:New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

Source: New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

“...Southern women are impossible to live with because they will never find a man who treats them like their daddy did.”

Southern Women Southern Humor

Book:New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

Source: New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

“The first thing the therapist asked me was, 'Are you here because you're depressed?' I said, 'Not at all--I'm here because I'm Southern.'" Anne Herndon”

Depression Therapy Southern Humor

Book:New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo

Source: New Times In The Old South: Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy & Tara's Going Condo