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“But we're talking about America here, where babies grow up to be even bigger babies, and all we really get along the way is incurable anxiety and crippling student loan debt.”

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Book:Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations

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“I went on to spend an inordinate amount of my childhood bashfully attached to my mother's pelvis, mostly out of social anxiety, but also because I was raised, from an early age, to fear anything that posed even the mildest of threats”

Book:Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations

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“I was six years old when I last peed my pants.”

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Book:Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations

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