“I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.” Laugh Book:Domestic Violets Source: Domestic Violets
“If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.” Penis HumorWoody Allen Book:Domestic Violets Source: Domestic Violets
“If a car can represent something, this one represents contradiction. For most of his life, my dad has been able to have any woman he wants. In response, he’s gone through as many as possible, betraying each for someone younger and more absurd. Conversely, for most of his life he’s been able to have any car he wants, too. In response, he’s remained married to this, a 1982 Porsche with a tricky clutch.” MarriageCommitmentMetaphorCars Book:Domestic Violets Source: Domestic Violets