“So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?” InspirationalBookReadingIpads Author:Matthew Perry
“I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.” FoundInternetGayPagesDedicated Author:Matthew Perry
“I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.” IfsThinkingKnowsI CanShowsCausesTalkingFiveMinutesTenNeat Author:Matthew Perry
“The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.” WorldTryingLittlesGuyBitsGoalLaughingLittle BitHappeningsShotsCamerasNot Happy Author:Matthew Perry
