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Melvin Helitzer was an outstanding music professor known for his contributions to music education and music theory. Born on October 18, 1924, he passed away on April 11, 2009. Throughout his teaching career, Professor Helitzer trained numerous music students and had a profound impact on the music education system.

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“Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.”

Kind Enjoy Sweet Tomorrow Thoughtful Crap

Author:Melvin Helitzer

“I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .”

Men Talent Wit Charm Tonight Introducing

Book:Comedy Writing Secrets

Source: Comedy Writing Secrets

“I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.”

Knows Feels Night Ability Interesting Husband Expected Not Sure Cindy Wedding Night

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“One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.”

May I Can Today Deals One Thing Guarantees Wiser

Book:The Dream Job: Sports Publicity, Promotion, and Public Relations

Source: The Dream Job: Sports Publicity, Promotion, and Public Relations

“If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery!”

Ifs Knows Doe Actors Behinds Audience Comedy Doors Mystery

Author:Melvin Helitzer

“I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.”

Problem Serious Investment No Money

Book:Comedy Writing Secrets

Source: Comedy Writing Secrets

“A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."”

Said Hard Actors Easy Comedy Dying Deathbed Famous Actor

Book:Comedy Writing Secrets

Source: Comedy Writing Secrets

About the Author

Born: October 18, 1924
Died: April 11, 2009
Known for: Professor
Quotes: 7

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