“Then I baptize you in the name of the Algorithm, the Infinite Scroll, and the Holy Feed.”
Source: The Church of Common Sense: Book I - The Spark
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“Existence is mandatory. Meaning is optional.”
Source: The Church of Common Sense: Book I - The Spark
“May your likes be many, your screen time holy, and your battery eternal.”
Source: The Church of Common Sense: Book I - The Spark