“What does she even eat, do you think?" "Tea fungus,"Ruth says. "Unsweetened. From an eye dropper. Is what I picture. either that or some sort of sea vegetable." "Sad," I say. "It is," Ruth muses. We decide to order two skim milk cappuccinos and split a gluten-free carrot cake cupcake.” HonestyHumourIrony Book:13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl Source: 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl
“They have been talking about me, it's obvious. Their cheeks are plump and pink and shining like they've been eating too much sugar, but actually it's Gossip Glow, the flushed look that comes from throwing another woman under the bus.” HumorHumourNomenclatureUrban Dictionary Book:Bunny Source: Bunny