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“He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.”

Humor Dating Opposites Attract

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“What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.”

Humor Sex Dating Attraction

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“Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.”

Sex Dating Erotic Romance Friends To Lovers Vibrators

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“In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?”

Humor Psychology Dating

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