“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”
Source: Three Daves
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Famous Nicki Elson Quotes
Source: Vibrizzio
Source: Vibrizzio
“In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?”
Source: Vibrizzio
“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
Source: Three Daves
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.”
Source: Three Daves
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”
Source: Three Daves
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
Source: Three Daves
Source: Three Daves
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”
Source: Three Daves
“Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.”
Source: Divine Temptation