“Be kind (of an asshole). The funny thing about assholes is they always end up covered in shit.”
Source: 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat
“Be kind (of an asshole). The funny thing about assholes is they always end up covered in shit.”
“Being hungry is just being food horny.”
“You don't want to be on Electric Avenue when it rains.”
“Here's five energy drinks, go clean the universe.”
“Unsolicited dick pics would be better if they were wearing tiny hats.”
“Everyone is flammable at least once.”