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“Sly enough to capture a bird, cruel enough to keep it in a cage, too stupid to know he would be the death of it.”

Book:Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil

Source: Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil

“Being open about who you are can be a little scary, but I think that after you’ve explored your first dungeon, or been hounded through a forest by an unknown threat, you begin to worry less about the approval of others and more about whether you remembered to bring a torch.”

Be Yourself Threats Lgbtq

Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

“There is something about geriatric men which attracts them to dangerous ladders.”

Danger Ladders Accident Old Men Geriatric

Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

“If it looks like a goose, honks like a goose and steps like a goose, then it’s probably a Nazi, and there’s honestly only one kind of person who complains when I say ‘I don't sell books to racists' whatever they are calling themselves right now.”

Books Racism Nazis Racists

Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

“I scurried through the halls trying not to feel intimidated by the walls lined with pictures of elegant people trapped in moments of extreme contortion. You almost felt like their hips were following you as you moved around the room.”

Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller