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“Sly enough to capture a bird, cruel enough to keep it in a cage, too stupid to know he would be the death of it.” MenTragedy Book:Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil Source: Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil
“Being open about who you are can be a little scary, but I think that after you’ve explored your first dungeon, or been hounded through a forest by an unknown threat, you begin to worry less about the approval of others and more about whether you remembered to bring a torch.” Be YourselfThreats Lgbtq Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller
“There is something about geriatric men which attracts them to dangerous ladders.” DangerLaddersAccidentOld MenGeriatric Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller
“If it looks like a goose, honks like a goose and steps like a goose, then it’s probably a Nazi, and there’s honestly only one kind of person who complains when I say ‘I don't sell books to racists' whatever they are calling themselves right now.” BooksRacismNazisRacists Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller
“I scurried through the halls trying not to feel intimidated by the walls lined with pictures of elegant people trapped in moments of extreme contortion. You almost felt like their hips were following you as you moved around the room.” HumorDance Book:Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller Source: Once Upon a Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller