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“I dont live with people, thats why my relationships last. Im not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand Id say, - no, its not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you.” PeopleIfsI CanHandsLastsHeavyTeenagerThank You Author:Paul O'Grady