“My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.” SchoolTeacherShoesDrunkPrimariesShopsBottlesThroatMilkSchool TeachersBarbersPrimary SchoolBarber Shop Author:Paul O'Grady
“I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV.” FirstsSchoolMotherWatchesTeacherTvsEnjoyedRan Author:Paul O'Grady
