“My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.” SchoolTeacherShoesDrunkPrimariesShopsBottlesThroatMilkSchool TeachersBarbersPrimary SchoolBarber Shop Author:Paul O'Grady
