“I don't think we are cut out to be evil sorcerers, brothers," said Fentongoose. "If we were truly evil, we would not feel such sorrow at the deaths of our friends. We would just go, 'Ha! Ha! Ha!' or something.” HumorEvil Book:Goblins Source: Goblins
“How should I remember the child's name? It was fifteen, sixteen years ago and I have never liked babies; nasty creatures, leak at both ends and have no respect for ceramics.” HumorBabiesCeramics Book:Mortal Engines Source: Mortal Engines
“Elementary, my dear colonel,' she said. 'When every sensible explanation has been disproved, then whatever remains, however silly, must be the truth.” HumorHomageSherlock HolmesSteampunkAlternate History Book:Starcross Source: Starcross
“The Scriven men wore stack-heeled boots and pearl-studded evening coats; the ladies in their vast skirts looked like mythical creatures, half woman, half sofa.” HumorDressesMythical Creatures Book:Fever Crumb Source: Fever Crumb