“Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.” ComplainingLeisureUnemployedGhastlyEdinburghToo Much Work Author:Prince Philip
“Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.” IfsWonderClassicDeafGhastlyEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.” IfsSoundClassEconomyDesignComfortAppreciateImprovementNoiseClassicAircraftGhastly Author:Prince Philip
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” LongEnoughTestsClassicEmbarrassingDukesBoozeGhastlyEdinburghDiamond Jubilee Author:Prince Philip
“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” DogEatingClassicGhastlyEdinburghAnorexics Author:Prince Philip
“Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?” CarClassicDukesGhastlyEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“Do you still throw spears at each other?” StillsClassicDukesSpearsGhastlyEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
