“You look like you're ready for bed!” LooksReadyLike YouBedEmbarrassingDukesEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.” PeopleThinkingHas BeensGirlKnownClassMarriedChorusDukesClass System Author:Prince Philip
“I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.” HalfMy FamilyRussiaDukesEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.” LongHas BeensHavensClassicPotBellyDukesEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.” GivingYearsNextGiving UpRedClassicNext YearDukesEdinburghPolo Author:Prince Philip
“If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?” PeopleIfsSchoolDecidedClassicBatsCricketBansDukesCricketersEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” LongEnoughTestsClassicEmbarrassingDukesBoozeGhastlyEdinburghDiamond Jubilee Author:Prince Philip
“Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?” CarClassicDukesGhastlyEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“Do you still throw spears at each other?” StillsClassicDukesSpearsGhastlyEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
