“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.” MenInspirationalFunnyMarriageWifeDoorsCarWittyHusband And WifeFunny MarriageNewnessRoyal FamilyNew CarFunny WeddingFunny MenWitty MarriageFuture Wife Author:Prince Philip
“Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.” PeopleFunnyYoungIgnorantRoyal Family Author:Prince Philip
“The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.” MenFunnyHe ManNeededRedCarpetRed CarpetRoyal Family Author:Prince Philip
“I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.” KindCareDon't CareBeerI Don't CareClassicRoyalRoyal Family Author:Prince Philip
“I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.” HomeFunnyStuffCookingFancyCulinaryRoyal FamilyHome Cooking Author:Prince Philip
