“It’s not complicated and it doesn’t compare to my problem, now give me a damn cookie I think I earned it,” Jill snapped. Chris grinned like it was Christmas morning. “Yes, you did.” He brought her a cookie. “Very good, my young one. You’ve made Chris very happy with this little tidbit of information.” FunnySarcasmCondescendingChris Book:Tall, Dark & Lonely Source: Tall, Dark & Lonely
“He's cutting off circulation to my balls! If you want great grandchildren, woman, do something!" Joshua sputtered” HumorChris Book:Without Regret Source: Without Regret