“There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up.” Funny Book Quotes Book:Grave Beginnings Source: Grave Beginnings
“You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?" "Maybe my next case...” FunnyFunny Book QuotesWitty Characters Book:Grave Beginnings Source: Grave Beginnings
“Church's boss was a dick too--justice!” Funny Book Quotes Book:Grave Beginnings Source: Grave Beginnings
“My bosses would be beyond pissed if tomorrow's New York Times read: "Solid gold tiger eats stupid couple who were taking photos of it with their camera phone.” FunnyFunny Book QuotesWitty Characters Book:Grave Beginnings Source: Grave Beginnings
“How are you feeling?" "Like I fell out a burning building onto pavement, you?" I grumbled. "Like I was pushed out of a burning building by a maniac," she retorted, a small smile playing across her face.” Funny Book Quotes Book:Grave Beginnings Source: Grave Beginnings
“But friendship isn't one of life's little luxuries. It's a necessity. To go through the world without the closest of friends is like walking it with a missing leg, with no crutch to be found when you need that support. Friends are the breath left to us when we run out of our own. They're the mirrors we need when we cannot see ourselves clearly. They point out our little flaws and, in times, the larger ones we must tend to. And, of course, they help us out of trouble as much as they help us into it. They are the truest form of reciprocation. You may think me callow for describing friendship in this way. That I demean friendship--make it seem like an exchange. But you are wrong. Friends are the ones willing and most able to give anything--everything when they can. And you do the same. It is never said. But it is the unspoken agreement in friendship. A reciprocation of feelings--actions. Of time. Which, I have learned over the course of my life, is an alternate way of spelling the word "love." People want time given to them--for them. For it's a kind of love the world is in all too short supply of. And for that, they will love you back. That is friendship.” LoveFriendshipFriendsFriendship Quotes Book:The Doors of Midnight Source: The Doors of Midnight