“I am learning that it is important to stop sometimes, and just have a drink and a gossip with friends, even as corpses start to pile up around you. Which they have been doing a lot recently. It's a balancing act, of course, but, by and large, the corpses will still be there in the morning, and you mustn't let it spoil your Domino's.” LifeInspirationalHumorFriendsPizzaCorpse Book:The Man Who Died Twice Source: The Man Who Died Twice
“Ian is sure this display will blow over, but he hopes the police show up soon. With the amount of tax dollars he hypothetically pays, it's really not too much to ask.” HumorJerksTax Evasion Book:The Thursday Murder Club Source: The Thursday Murder Club