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“Were you backing it up on the fridge?” [Jet] “I was…uh…was…removing smudges with my butt. Did you forget something?” [Shawna] “My laptop. I have a paper due Monday for English. I’ll just go get that now,” Jet said, still looking disconcerted as she left the room. “I saw a smudge, and I rubbed my butt on it. That’s perfectly normal,” Shawna called after her.”

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Book:Patty's Potent Potion
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“[O]ut of the blue Sophie asked, "Aunt Faith, what's a vibrator?" Faith was in mid-swallow and choked on her coffee. ... "Baby, where'd you hear that?" ... "My momma was on the phone with her friend Ms. Kim last night, and she said that Lottie Bishop kicked her in the crouch so many times that she didn't know if she'd ever be able to take her vibrator for a test spin again.”

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Book:The Summer of Our Discontent
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