“I’m too old to worry about who likes me and who doesn’t. I have more important things to do. If you love me, great, I love you right back. If you support me, I support you too. If you hate me, I don’t care. I stopped worrying about popularity contests back in 9th grade. Life keeps rolling on with or without you, and I’m perfectly okay with that.” Life Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“Once you get past my unfiltered mouth, awkwardness, dark sense of humor and sarcasm. I really am a delight to have around.” HumorLife LessonsAttitude Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“I can’t tell if I am getting angrier as I get older, or if people are genuinely getting more irritating. Anyway. Love you!” HumorAgeLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person will tell you I am a kind and thoughtful soul. Another will tell you I am the devil himself and need therapy. Believe them both. I don’t treat people badly, I treat them accordingly.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“You can delete me, block me, unfriend me, and even unlove me. But you will never forget me.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If we are ever in a situation where I am the voice of reason, we are in a very bad, bad situation.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If I offend you. Number one, I am really sorry. Number two, I will try and tone it down. Number three, the first two are lies. I really don’t give a hairy monkey’s butt if I offend anyone.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If you grab her by the throat and she starts smiling. What you have here is a green and red flag. She going to be a problem, but you are going to have fun.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If you ever find yourself in a situation that's a bit strange, unsettling, or even downright fiendish, I'll be there for you with finesse. No matter the social setting. (wink) I'll make you proud.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“I had another run-in with the neighbor. They complained about my music being too loud at three in the morning. When they asked why I was blasting it, I said because silence makes my thoughts too loud and nobody wants that. I am hoping they dedicate a whole section of the neighborhood watch list to me.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“The moon laughs, I find my pen, The insanity stirs; it begins again. The voices are screaming, they own the night. I have to act, I have to write. Blood in the ink, it sings like a curse, Each word a wound, each line gets worse.” WritingBloodInsaneAuthorWriteWoundThe Butcher Of Rhymes Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“They call me deranged, a fractured fool, But madness is my kingdom, my only rule. Every twitching line, each shattered rhyme, The writhing chaos of a lunatic’s mind. A delirious dreamer, a nightmarish scribe, A maniacal poet, where absurdity thrives. Twisted nightmares, the crowd to engage. Bleeding raw horror onto every page. My pen carves scars, my paper weeps, In the cradle of chaos, sanity sleeps.” WritingBloodInsaneAuthorWriteWoundThe Butcher Of Rhymes Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“I am the jester. The butcher of rhyme, Splintering truths through the prism of time. A demented bard. A creator confined. Welcome to the terrifying labyrinth of an author’s mind!” WritingBloodInsaneAuthorWriteWoundThe Butcher Of Rhymes Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“f you ever need me, I will be there. There is a 99.9% chance I’ll be running late. I may be a little drunk. I may have a groundhog with me, and he might be a wee bit tipsy too. But I will still show up. Me and the groundhog. We’ve got you.” HumorFriendship Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.