“I’m too old to worry about who likes me and who doesn’t. I have more important things to do. If you love me, great, I love you right back. If you support me, I support you too. If you hate me, I don’t care. I stopped worrying about popularity contests back in 9th grade. Life keeps rolling on with or without you, and I’m perfectly okay with that.” Life Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“Once you get past my unfiltered mouth, awkwardness, dark sense of humor and sarcasm. I really am a delight to have around.” HumorLife LessonsAttitude Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“I can’t tell if I am getting angrier as I get older, or if people are genuinely getting more irritating. Anyway. Love you!” HumorAgeLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person will tell you I am a kind and thoughtful soul. Another will tell you I am the devil himself and need therapy. Believe them both. I don’t treat people badly, I treat them accordingly.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“You can delete me, block me, unfriend me, and even unlove me. But you will never forget me.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If we are ever in a situation where I am the voice of reason, we are in a very bad, bad situation.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If I offend you. Number one, I am really sorry. Number two, I will try and tone it down. Number three, the first two are lies. I really don’t give a hairy monkey’s butt if I offend anyone.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If you grab her by the throat and she starts smiling. What you have here is a green and red flag. She going to be a problem, but you are going to have fun.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“If you ever find yourself in a situation that's a bit strange, unsettling, or even downright fiendish, I'll be there for you with finesse. No matter the social setting. (wink) I'll make you proud.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.
“I had another run-in with the neighbor. They complained about my music being too loud at three in the morning. When they asked why I was blasting it, I said because silence makes my thoughts too loud and nobody wants that. I am hoping they dedicate a whole section of the neighborhood watch list to me.” HumorLife Lessons Author:Rodney Hatfield Jr.